Fly Nation Chronicles

 

There is a land of multudious creatures and climates. There is a portrait of beauty. There is a smile in the sun. walking down a road that changes colors in waves starting from the center of hero’s footstep; hero looks up at the sky and give the sun a wink. The strut hero walks with is unique, and no on looks upon hero with jealousy of his happiness, they are simply enlightened by hero’s radiating fun. To the left are mountainous animals similar to a hiphopapotamus. They roar in synch with the song “Can I Kick It” by A Tribe Called Quest. This is blissful. Technicolored roads and the beat of the music has our hero contemplating what to on a day like this. With so much fun in this universe one mustn’t get bored. However it is difficult for one to choose from the smorgasbord of activities available. Hero decides to take a walk down to his amigo Wheezy’s place. Wheezy has just come home from a long period of work and is ecstatic to get back in the groove of the wondrous land. Upon arriving at Wheezy’s home hero imagines the humor he and Wheezy would find in messing with the wise, Jazz Man. Jazz Man has been in the land for quite awhile and is well respected by all the people of Flynation. Wheezy agreed that it would hilarious to play ding dong ditch on Jazz Man. On the way over to Jazz Man’s residence hero and Wheezy tried to rhyme a little….

Whezzy cough cough dats my name.
Swagger is tha way I do my thang.
Got Rings from my range.
Cause I can spit da Cali way,
But Im from back east where I change game everyday.
Known as a poke-e-woman master.
Yang at Charizard cause I Balstiose blast her.

Now hero take a turn.
don’t make it to hot
Cause things been known to burn.
But I got ice water in tha pot.
Icy dimonds in the stove cause I gotta get it all fresh.
Kepp hearin them say. “at boi der got the best”
Get the dialect out of your mouth.
Stay classy, end up in a yacht house.


Wheezy and hero both enjoy their rhymes, but soon the must stop and stay quiet as to not wake Jazz Man from his slumber. Once they get to the home of Jazz Man they sneak ever so carefully up to the doorbell excitedly anticipating the joy that is soon to come. Then out of no where they hear a blast of classical music coming from Jazz Man’s neighbor. It scared the two so much that they yet out crazy yelps. Upon looking over in the direction of Jazz Man’s interruptive neighbor they can only help but laugh. It seems that they were caught in the prank and were counter pranked by Jazz Man’s best friend and neighbor Kanyeezle. Kanyeezle is wearing his bear suit from “Graduation”, it is quite the fly sight. All the commotion as arose Jazz Man from his slumber. Jazz Man peers down from his lofty window and spies his friends. He jumps from bed shrugs some excess swag off his shoulders and goes down to join them. Once meeting the crew down stairs Jazz Mann announces that they must go in search for the kid: Cudmane. Kanyeezle, Hero, and Wheezy all gasp. The Kid: Cudmane, has been lost for nearly a week in the forest of mad style, and the three are timid to go in after him. However with Jazz Man leading the troupe there is nothing to fear. They embark on the journey knowing that there are three obstacles in the way. The first would be the auto tune nation, which just recently tricked Kanyeezle into participating in activates that Jazz man would soon put to a stop. The second would be the local jail. This is an obstacle because Wheezy doesn’t like cops. The final would be a bridge under which lived a monster that had a terrible afro that reminded hero of the year 17. On the way to the first obstacle the quartet began to rhyme….

Hov breathin heavy in the streets these days.
Walked a nation in my tenure but I did it my way.
Comparisons to the dead simply arnt legitimate.
Comparisons in general will simply seal your fate.
Im hov for a reason
Got Zeus yellin “Aye Mate!”
An if herculeas step outa line I step to and he get straight.
I am not shark bait
But I pull great white wheight.
A danger in these seas,
Everybodys heard of me.

Kanyeezle steppin to da plate.
Super modle tricks,
The elite is who I date.
Hera could be my mate,
But Im elusive and she caint handle my weight.
Aint gotta tell me Im great.
This I know but still hear the late…
..ies screaming Kanyeezle got great bait.

Hero in the house with it.
Goin sour skittle I hit ya in the mouth with it.
New in this troupe
But I can carry the whole group wit it.
I am a deity to yall,
But this flow is just me with it.
Step to the stage and make sign the check with it.
This is me in your mind.
A storms comin, but we are sleepin through.

Wheezy always finish ish.
Wheezy always flow crazy bish.
Got time on my minutes on my hands,
I roll em over like Im cingular.
Got a son so the Carter isn’t singular.
I don’t know what you heard.
But we is hear crush yuns.

As Wheezy finishes up his rhyme the crew arrives at the auto tune nation. A lot of the citizens are becoming angered by Jazz man’s presence, as he has recently laid them to rest in a sense. The only hope the crew has to pass through would be to make a deal with the mayor of Auto Tune Nation; Tallahassee Agony. T-Agg for short. Hero was nervous because he didn’t think the crew needed a conflict this early in their journey. Hero’s nerves soon chilled out though as Wheezy talked with T-Agg and got him to agree to let them through. The Crew then set off to the next obstacle. They were very antsy because jail is not a fun place to be around, especially with Wheezy in company, however the crew hit a spot of great luck when AshRothlisburger flew over on a nimbus cloud and over heard their talk of saving The Kid: Cudmane. AshRothlisburger said that he would love to help since he and The Kid: Cudmane were good friends. He said that it would take all the water vapor his nimbus cloud had, but he could get them to the entrance of the forest of mad style. On the ride to the forset the guys decided to pass time by rhyming….


Say hey to AshRothlisburger,
Spit mustard like I throw it on a frankfurter.
This is recreational,
To my hobbies I keep faithful.
I love school, or so I say.
I parties, so throw one my way.
Not now cause Im driven a nimbus cloud,
But later we will be sure to get down.

Yeezle comin in on it.
Kan cant miss,
They say “He Ignorant” But this is bliss.
I apologize for a million mistakes.
But I am humaniod so I ask for a few breaks.
So much spit I could fill a lake with it.
Natural springs, but ya caint bottle it and take it with ya.

Wheezy sayin somthin again.
I don’t nothing unless it is win.
Like a good DJ I got mad spin.
I spit inky with this pen,
Flow crazy Like Im manson’s kin.

As the forest of mad style came into view the boys stopped their rhyming and prepared for a rough landing. AshRothlisburger landed the nimbus cloud as best he could on such low vapor, but luckily none of the boys were injured. They searched the forest for hours upon hours, until they reached the very center. There sleeping in a home fashioned hammock was The Kid: Cudmane. Jazz Man walked over and woke him up as gently as possible as though to not scare him. Upon waking up The Kid: Cudmane screamed “I HAVE IT!” All the boys jumped back in surprise and the AshRothlisburger asked “What do you have The Kid: Cudmane?” Then The Kid: Cudmane unveiled the knowledge he had found in his dream…. The Pursuit of Happiness.